travelindan A Jeffrey in the background. @deanblottogray with the photo #mthood #mtjefferson
someone catfish me plz so i can get on Mtv and promote my mixtape
friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?
me: i don’t have money
friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
the arctic monkeys look like a 50s gang and im afraid they’re going to come out of the shadows one night and rhythmically snap their fingers at me
Captain Double Double!
this just showed up on my dash and I just had to #Canadian